Yo Quiero Taco Cancer
Submitted by The Stupid Cancer Blog
Cuba approves lung cancer vaccine. Country’s health officials say drug has increased survival up to 5 months. Cigar makers celebrate in the streets. Altrea holds ticker tape parade. What? Only a 5 month life extension? I suppose that’s better than nothing. What? More lung cancer patients than ever are non-smokers? What? Well, if this is the first step towards smarter immunosomethings, then maybe we should lift that embargo? What will the right-wingers do if communists cure cancer? Was Marx right all along? Long live the proletariat!