Lizard Overlords Popularity Fading In UK
Submitted by YOUR NEW REALITY
This poll of Top Ten UK Conspiracy Theories was taken to promote the new X-Files movie, ‘Cheer Up Mulder You Miserable Bastard’, but the results of which secret truths Brits believe are hiding behind the headlines are still interesting, unless you are a secret shape-shifting lizard hiding out in No. 10 or Buckingham Palace. Where’s the love?
1) Area 51 exists to investigate aliens (48%)
2) 9/11 was orchestrated by the US government (38%)
3) Apollo landing was a hoax (35%)
4) Diana and Dodi were murdered (32%)
5) The Illuminati secret society and masons are trying to take over the world (25%)
6) Scientologists rule Hollywood (17% )
7) Barcodes are really intended to control people (7%)
Microsoft sends messages via Wingdings (6%)
9) US let Pearl Harbour happen (5%)
10) The world is run by dinosaur-like reptiles (3%)
Actually, the fact that so few Brits believe in shape-shifting humanoid lizards slithering through the halls of British power is probably exactly what the lizards want - low profile and all that, while they undertake their nefarious plots against humanity.
And as a Mason by name, all I will say about Number 5 is that the whole idea is completely ridiculous and life will be easier for all of you useless eaters if you don’t put up too much of a fight when we send the alien lizards to drain the blood of your children and pets.
