“Top 10 Benefits Of Stupid Cancer”
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Submitted by The Stupid Cancer Blog.
1) Being the only person in the support group without an AARP Card is trendy.
2) Can someone say medical marijuana?
3) Chemo washes away your sins.
4) When dating, scars act just like pheromones except the exact opposite.
5) The fabulous tax benefits of Medicaid.
6) Finding or losing religion is the best thing ever.
7) Transplants are the new identity theft sans prison rape.
Tattooed nipples are teh awesome.
9) Can someone say medical marijuana?
10) You get to join the i[2]y global support community.
