10 Strangest Fragrances You Can Actually Buy
Submitted by Beauty Brains Blog
10 Weird Fragrances
1. Burger King Fragrance
According to this story, American fast food giant, Burger King is launching a men’s body spray known as “Flame”. It claims to be a “scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” You can purchase it through their website, Firemeetsdesire.com
And I thought the Axe marketing was strange
2. Kiss Fragrance
Would anyone really want to wear a fragrance dedicated to four sweaty guys in demon makeup? Someone thinks so because you can get your very own KISS fragrance
Kerosene and stale beer never smelled better
3. Play Doh Fragrance
Demeter takes the cake when it comes to odd fragrances. Their Play-Doh Fragrance
Earthworm and Mushroom…yum
4. Vulva Fragrance
We wrote about this odd fragrance a while back. Their website is still working so they must selling something. They describe the fragrance as “precious vaginal odor filled into a small glass vial. Not a perfume but a beguiling scent for your own smelling pleasure.”
Your own smelling pleasure? Ewwh
5. Cheese perfume
This one proves that if you can eat it, someone wants to smell like it. Stilton Cheeses launched their own scent a couple years back. Not sure if you can still get this one.
Cheese makes everything better
6. Ageless Fantasy fragrance 
Knocks eight years off your life? We actually received a sample of this Ageless Fantasy fragrance, but had a difficult time reviewing it. It smells fine enough. We just couldn’t figure out how to prove it made Sarah look 8 years younger. Try Ageless Fantasy Fragrance
Sounds like something the Smell & Taste Institute would have come up with.
7. Wode Paint Fragrance
The world has been clamoring for a fragrance that also paints your skin right? Wait no longer. Wode paint has got you covered. You can see the fragrance/paint in action in this video from Trendhunter
Don’t worry, the paint disappears
8. Penn State Perfume
They may be going to the Rose Bowl but this one doesn’t smell anything like roses. Wouldn’t you rather 
smell like Joe Paterno anyway? Read all about Penn State perfume here.
I hope Ball State doesn’t come out with a fragrance
9. Republican Fragrance
Didn’t get your fill of politics this summer? Well you can smell like a Republican all the time with Republican fragrance. Available in Democrat and Independent versions too.
I wonder if it smells like an elephant?
10. Whale Vomit Fragrance.
This one is actually supposed to smell pretty good. I just couldn’t get passed knowing the origin. Is there ever a good reason to smell like mammal vomit? I don’t think so.
Of course, that’s a typical Saturday night for Sarah
Were there some weird fragrances that we missed? Have you tried any of these? Leave a comment and let the rest of the community know.
-Mid Brain
December 24th, 2008 at 10:39 am
omg whale vomit ewww!!! I don’t know about these other scents but Ageless perfume by Harvey Prince seems interesting. Who wouldn’t want to be perceived as younger than they are? I look young for my age but when i’m 50 and hopefully still look younger and I wouldn’t want to have that cheesey old people smell ewww! I would want to smell young and with Ageless that would be possible.
December 26th, 2008 at 3:03 am
“Knocks eight years off your life” - sounds unbelivable, but interesting. Can’t wait anymore! I’ll place the order for Ageless Perfume today
December 29th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Some of these fragrances are really weird & funny, how can one dare to wear them?
But yes, I can imagine that sweet smell of Ageless Fantasy, for I have read much in their website agelessfantasy.com It’s the first anti-age fragrance