Britney Spears might be engaged.
[ The Blemish ]

Billy Mays is dead.
[ Daily Stab ]

Michael Jackson was in bad shape when
he died… or was he?
[ Fatback Media ]

Megan Fox, Megan Fox and more Megan
Fox. Oh yea, and that whole Transformers
thing.
[ City Rag ]

Kate Moss is still modeling. In other news
the sun is still hot.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Lindsay Lohan’s freckled thighs are on
Twitter.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Denise Richards is still MILFish.
[ on 205th ]

Isabel Lucas is the new hotness.
[ Egotastic ]

Man lives with 1,000 scorpions. I
wonder if any of them have been down
Hilary Duff’s pants.
[ Geno’s World ]

Michael Jackson: a life in pictures.
[ popbytes ]

Ana Ortiz finally had a kid. Whoever she
is.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Today’s word is “notorious”…WooHoo!
[ My First Dictionary ]