Superman, Batman Foiled In NYC Cops For Failing To Produce A Permit To Perform In Costumes
Submitted by YOUR NEW REALITY
Batman went quietly, but Superman put up a fight :
“The Man of Steel didn’t go down with just two officers, it took seven officers!” witness Ryan McCormick said. “He was putting up a good fight. Little kids were like, ‘Mommy, it’s Superman!’”
that weren’t weird enough, McCormick turned and saw the Dark Knight handcuffed to a chair like a common villain.
“As this was happening, someone is like, ‘It’s Batman!’ I turn around and there’s Batman in handcuffs,” he said.
Their comic-book adventure went awry when cops approached the dynamic duo on 43rd Street to see whether they had the required license to perform in costume in public….
New Yorkers are not allowed to have superheroes anymore. Permits are required.
What if 2000 people turned up in Times Square in superhero costumes, all at the same time.
What then?
